Ahamd Faraz Funny SMS Shayri in Urdu

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Usne mohallay k 100 lerkon ko phansa rakha hai FARAZ

Aur hamain kehti hai, Munni Badnam Hoi Darling Tere Liye

Faraz tumhare jaane se dil bohot rota hai
Upar Pankha chaltah hai neeche munna sota hai

Woh humai’n bewafa kehte hain to kehte rahai’n Faraz
Ammi kehti hai’n jo kehta hai , woh khud hota hai

Mujhse milte hai’n log mere ikhlaq ki wajah se Faraz
Hor mere koi samose te nai mashoor !

Itna sun kar hi hamara dil tut gaya Faraz
The number you have dialed is busy on another call

Laila ki shaadi mai’n lafrha ho gaya
Itna nacha Faraz ke langrha ho gaya

Dar Dar phirte hai’n hum ghum-e-ishq ke maare
Sufi soap ke lashkare jagmag kapray saare
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Woh kehta tha taali dono’n haath’on se bajti hai Faraz
Chamaat maar ke maine aik haath se baja daali saale ki

Faraz ki shaadi mai’n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar

Yeh soch k raakh diya Faraz nay apna Pen
Mazlomo ka Sathi hai Altaf Hussain
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Khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasar hotey hain Faraz
Abhi bachi online hui he thi ke light chali gayi.

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SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
“kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG

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Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

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Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz….

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA.

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai

Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.

Aik nafrat hi nahi dunia mai’n dard ka sabab Faraz
Suna hai injection ki sui bhi bohot dard deti hai

Us ne mujhe raat ko akele jungle mai’n chor dia Faraz
yeh keh kar ke pyaar kia to darna kia?

Faraz ki shaadi mai’n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar

Aik hi saf main khare hogaye Mahmood-o-Ayaaz
Aur un ki jootiyaan le ke bhaag gaya Faraz

Apni mehbuba k pas ur k pohanch jao faraz
Lagao charas ka sutta or bun jao Jahaz

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Dur Dur phirta hoon Ghum-e-Ishq ke maaray
Lado soap k lashkaray jug mug kaprey saaray

Zalalat aur gaalio’n ka nishana sirf tum hi nahi Faraz
Suna hai is zamane mai’n koi Zardari bhi hai

Hamari to kismet hi aisi hai Faraz
Ke zamee’n mili to banjar aur dost mile to kanjar
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Ab to dar lagta hai kholne se bhi daraaz
ke us mai’n se bhi nikal na aye Faraz

Kon kahta hai 80 aur 90 170 hote hain Faraz!!
Akar bakar bomby bo 80,90 poore 100!

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SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
“kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG

Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

Mai’n jis ki khatir dosti ki har aik had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz
Woh ab bhi mujhse kehti hai sach batao mera number kahan se mila

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai

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Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.
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