Ajeeb saaneha guzra hai mujh pe aj ki shaam,
Main aj sham tumhare hijr mein udaas na tha,
Ab ek saal tou yeh ek gham hi kaafi hai,
Tumhari salgirah par tumhare pass na tha..
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Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
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Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..
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Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha.
Aur qabbar ko pankhe se havaa de raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha ke “waah itni mohabbat”.
Admi ne jawab diya : Marte huye keh gayi thi ke meri qabbar ki matti khushhk hone se pehle dusri shadi mat karna. Pata nahi kon roz paani daal jata hai..
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Pathar chupe hain in mein ya moti kya khabar,
Dil to samandron se bhi gehre hain dosto..
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Tu ne chorra tou mein kidhar jaunga?
Kisi aur dar pe jane se qabal mar jaunga..!
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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se
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